tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-142263412011-04-21T16:21:42.705-05:00Bransthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03264446175733752378noreply@blogger.comBlogger91100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14226341.post-63323136132796293072008-06-25T12:18:00.008-05:002008-06-25T12:41:15.763-05:00

In memory of George Carlin, here are some of my favorite quotes from him:"Imagine meeting your maker and finding out it's Frito-Lay.""If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.""Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.""A laugh is a smile with a hole in it.""Santa is satan spelled inside out.""I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little

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It's been a long while since I've posted an entry on this blog. Honestly, it's been a long time since I've even thought about it. A few months ago I made it a goal of mine to regularly update this thing. At the time, I thought it would be a good idea to write my feelings out since I'm always bottling everything up inside. I don't have many friends and the ones I do have, I rarely "open up" to

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Great news! Elvis Costello (with the Imposters) is coming back to Omaha! He will be opening for The Police on May 14 at the Qwest Center. I went to see Costello last October and he was beyond awesome. He is one of my favorite musicians/composers of all time. When he came, he didn't have a band accompanying him like he will this time with the Imposters. It was all just voice and guitar which made

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I was born in the slums of Hazard, Kentucky where I was raised by a pack of wild nuns in a roach infested monastery. It was your typical childhood. I did learn about sex at an early age due to all the action going on where I grew up. You see, these nuns were in the business of giving good times in the name of the lord to male civilians which is why I call them wild.Skipping ahead, when I was 14 I

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Nothing like good ol Valentines Day to make a single man like myself feel like a complete loser. I shouldn't even buy into all this Valentines Day crap anyways. Truth be told, I've never had a valentine before. I know it's hard to believe but yes...I, Brian Von Lovinmaker has never experienced the joy of being someones valentine. And before you mention it, those forced valentines from elementary

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I'm really not feeling good today. Whatever has been going around has found its way into me. This is as sick as I've been in years. I should still be laying down right now and resting but I had an idea for a blog entry so I got up. I thought it would be fun to compare my taste in music now to my music taste 10 years ago. At first glance, my taste in music now seems like a big departure from what

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http://www.myspace.com/branstLooky here! I've got a MySpace music page. Last spring I decided to freeze hell over by putting up a page with my music on it. I had wanted to put one up for years but always procrastinated. A huge part of why I put it off for so long was because I was scared that it wouldn't be received well. I didn't think anyone would care about it and that it wouldn't matter if I

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The Kinks are great. They are currently one of my favorite bands. Out of boredom, here are my favorite songs from each Kinks album from Face To Face to Muswell Hillbillies.Face To Face - "Party Line"Something Else - "Afternoon Tea"Village Green Preservation Society - "Sitting By The Riverside"Arthur - "Some Mother's Son"Lola Vs. Powerman... - "Strangers"Percy - "God's Children"Muswell Hillbillies

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8 Out Of 10 French People Think They're HotAwesome Wall MuralsBaby Born In ToiletBlind Teenager Amazes With Video Game AbilityClap Your TitsCops Find Nude Man Looking For Forrest GumpCustom Tattoo BodywearDead Woman Shot In CasketDiver To Spend Week Underwater, Watching DVDsFace AnalyzerFather Kills 3-Year Old Son For Being "Gay"Internet Controlled VibratorJapanese Develop Female

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